Premature E-Jaculation

Moments after I posted my last blog entry, I got a call from the officer who pulled over TD and sent Zach to the hospital. He came by with complaint forms and found something to charge TD with.

Assault and Battery: 18-913. FELONIOUS ADMINISTERING OF DRUGS DEFINED. Any person who administers, aids in administering or orders the administering to another any chloroform, ether, laudanum or other narcotic, anaesthetic or intoxicating agent, with intent to enable or assist himself or any other person to commit a felony, is guilty of felonious administering of drugs.

So, we are going to be able to get the no contact order after all. And just in time too! Zach gets paid again on the 20th, and TD knows it.

Zach had to write down everything he remembers about that night. TD had a big bottle of vodka, and manipulated Zach into taking a swig of it. Then he gave Zach a glass of grapefruit juice to chase it down. Zach ended up drinking 5 glasses of grapefruit juice. At some point, before he passed out, they laughed at him and told him they had put vodka in the grapefruit juice.

All I really need is just to get TD to stay away from Zach. Deep down inside, however, I want the little SOCH to rot in hell jail for the rest of his life. Ok, hell too, but for the rest of his existence. Too bad I don't believe there is a hell. Maybe I can make an exception for TD, the little SOCH.